There is an expression in the Wasteland: "Old World Blues". It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, even less the future, for what it is.

 

meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

momo-deary:

sapphire-burns:

dorodraws:

Genderbend Pocahontas.
I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

THIS IS FREAKING AMAZINGGGGG

oh fuck they’re hot

momo-deary:

sapphire-burns:

dorodraws:

Genderbend Pocahontas.

I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

THIS IS FREAKING AMAZINGGGGG

oh fuck they’re hot

athlstans:

FEMME FATALE; a mix for badass bitches who are on paths of destruction, stomping on hearts and taking sledgehammers to misogyny. 
01. rebel grrrl bikini kill | 02. gallows cocorosie | 03. just a girl no doubt | 04. outta me, unto you ani difranco | 05. these boots are made for walking nancy sinatra | 06. if i ever had a heart emily wells & clint mansell | 07. smash and grab juliette & the licks | 08. maneater blue eyed blondes | 09. the wild one suzi quattro | 10. dress pj harvey | 11. boys wanna be her peaches | 12. if i had a heart fever ray
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athlstans:

FEMME FATALE; a mix for badass bitches who are on paths of destruction, stomping on hearts and taking sledgehammers to misogyny. 

01. rebel grrrl bikini kill | 02. gallows cocorosie | 03. just a girl no doubt | 04. outta me, unto you ani difranco | 05. these boots are made for walking nancy sinatra | 06. if i ever had a heart emily wells & clint mansell | 07. smash and grab juliette & the licks | 08. maneater blue eyed blondes | 09. the wild one suzi quattro | 10. dress pj harvey | 11. boys wanna be her peaches | 12. if i had a heart fever ray

{listen}

lilacid:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

goddessofcheese:

MY FAVOURITE VIDEO GAMES (in no particular order):

Shadow of the Colossus

“Souls that are once lost cannot be reclaimed. Is that not the law of mortals? With that sword, however, it may not be impossible.”

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galesofnovember:

ledecorquejadore:

Another version of camel haircut art. What amazing work!
(via Pinterest)

When I remember what giant spitty assholes camels are this becomes even more impressive

galesofnovember:

ledecorquejadore:

Another version of camel haircut art. What amazing work!

(via Pinterest)

When I remember what giant spitty assholes camels are this becomes even more impressive